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Tut-tut, Ashton, no need for name-calling; Revenge is a dish best served cold, you see. Twisted Evil

And welcome back, Revan. The less sanity, the better. Very Happy

I suppose this confirms the theories of an alternate universe. Laughing

......The live ones, of course.

*Facepalm* Laughing

Be here all week, eh?

.....Turkey fight? Shocked

Thanks, and a bit of irony there; I don't drink. Laughing

And, while the given pain-killers are a God-send, I'm ambidextrous, which is generally why I'm the one who works as brakeman in the first place. ...

Ouch, glad to hear that you're feeling better. I'm not a doctor, but if it's "white-hot liquid death pouring out of both ends" that lasts all day, then it sounds like your first guess was pr ...

; the Jonas Brothers had arrived

a village of starving cannibals

Meh, can't say by experience, but it sounds nice. Wink

Just thought you all might want to see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bKueX7DvcA
The "Santa Train" runs through Appalachia, giving-out donated toys and candy to thousands of famili ...

Fixed it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8UdYd1HgG8
Laughing

Henk, you didn't do anything, it's just from the song.

Hey, those things are stylish. Wink

....And nurse, you say? woot

*Levels hammer over other leg*

And give Wikipedia a little more credit, there. Sure, they're wrong about 99.8% of the t ...

Nice choice of words, there. dry

*Burrows head into sand*

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. However, each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the attendant's ...

Welcome back, fellow sufferer! Very Happy

I too encountered some misery during the "joyous" season. Laughing

I have a broken left arm, right hand, and nose, along with a fractured right leg, a sprai ...

Welcome back, fellow sufferer! Very Happy

I too encountered some misery during the "joyous" season. Laughing

I have a broken left arm, right hand, and nose, along with a fractured right leg, a sprai ...

(( Damn, sorry I've been gone for so long. Embarassed

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Following the small troupe, Cole removed his hat and entered the house. The whole room emanated a peculiar warmth to it, with a fireplace deliver ...

consequently, they all caught pneumonia

*Holds plate out enthusiastically* Ah! But we need whipped cream yet, do we not?

Tisk, tisk. Such a waste of good pie....

BRING FIRE AND DAMNATION UPON
( Laughing

I couldn't resist....)

If it is the right size it could send it out of orbit or make it come crashing down.
If that happened, I think I'd probably just laugh.

Well said. Welcome to Bon Bon!

Henk if we did it on the moon and something goes wrong and there is a explosion there would be tramindes effects to the world.
As long as the explosion isn't underground, the moon shouldn't be seriou ...

which enraged Frosty the snowman

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Off-topic (to a degree) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfhAfpW1i4g )

much good cheer and such