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That is truly an example of 'balls of solid steel'. Twisted Evil

I'm all too well familiar with the Canadian neighbors, since I grew up where a 20 min trip East got me to Ontario and 20 min West into Manitoba, now I live 1 hr away from the border, 3 hrs from Winnip ...

seriously who didn't see that one coming.
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It's not a pick-up line, but it's pretty funny if you think in the type of context....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pcqVQe-4z0

JIMMY!

Well Vanessa's gonna get everyone with an avatar into this story whether by cameo, plot or other. Doin' a damn fine job of it too Mr. Green

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If we are still on the side ...

Wow thirty times. Kinda reminds me of the moment in Blazing Saddles after the 'sex scene' where she wants him to stay and the 'Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengubben' and 'Baby please! I am not from H ...

Just some quick facts....

#1. Don't take it out unless you really need to.

#2. If it's more than a hand full, then it's too much.

#3. 9000 is only a minor risk, take a chance.

http://www.y ...

Farewell, till we meet again. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house!

I believe there's a sayings to this, "A boy and his toy(s)" and "to each their own".
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I'm pretty sure seeing a guy carrying a claymore or a katana is a goo ...

Thank you Johnny, I bow before your superior skills in YouTube searchery.
If you will excuse me, I have a show to watch. Mr. Green

Wow, I remember that episode.

Doogie Howser sure has come a long way, hasn't he?

Hmmm, I was 27 once, I think......

Anyhoo congratz and a very happy birthday to you good sir
Mr. Green

When one asks for random, only the best will do.....

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/blimp/

Ah, in this day and age, girls dont really appreciate help like that. I wish I had Glenn Quagmire's immunity to pepperspray... Razz

That reminds me of a moment in an old TV show called The Critic th ...

What I want to know is this, how the hell is Randy gonna talk his way out of this one. We all eventually have to pay the piper ( and in this case, the piper is the always lovely Miss Violet. She is a ...

Random eh?

Well, how about...

"Batman's Gonna Kick Yo Ass!"

I accept your challenge! Try this for random!

TADPOLE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTN4TaWfwAA

.....I've got nothing.....

Hey I've got a kink and it's in my back.

I have researched for more 'Chuck Norris Facts' that haven't been posted or I didn't see here. Have fun!

-When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

-Chuck Norris recently ...

said this to a girl coming out of subway
Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong.

That's the best 'worst pick up' I've heard in a while Laughing

Now if there were one for Qu ...

With TX hold-em, you can have some idea of what one may have, depending on on the flop.
In five card, pay attention to what one discards after the initial betting and how much one bets, five card dep ...

If they do make a Deadpool movie, retcon and make as sure as hell that it's based on this version more than anything!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1R5PhReY5k

Dammit! I've been looking for an ...

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, then you find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-Ron White

Put out Betty's fire?
A daunting task.

probably shouldn't use this one
Holding your hand out with a screw sitting on your palm: "Wanna screw?"

No. But It's funny as hell Laughing

Old School.

Guilty as charged, but the Pythons are geniuses when it comes to comedy, here's a vid from where I got it (one of my faves Mr. Green

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7kPMutes2c

Aw man, the first rabbit character we get in here, and you're trying to talk him into becoming "Bunny Hulk"? WTF, mate? Laughing

RRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! BUGS SMASH!

Wow.

Talk about TMI.

I've always liked this one....

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Then it gets funnier when this is said....

"I am no longer infected."